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A Funny Tea Gift Set for Potty Mouths

Tea for Sailors

Tea for Sailors

This line of tea comes in three varieties - Calm the F--k Down (peppermint, licorice, and sencha green tea), Go the F--k to Sleep (chamomile, rose, lavender, and other sleep-welcoming goodies), and Shut the F--ck Up! (black tea, cinnamon, cardamom, and ginger). You can also buy the calming tea, sleepytime tea, and chai masala blend as a family—but not family friendly—set.

If you know someone who enjoyed a certain adult children book famously narrated by Samuel L. Jackson or who has a copy of Thug Kitchen on their bookshelf, you should definitely buy them this tea (or combine them for one awesome gift). These three teas are currently the only teas the company sells, but we're curious to see what the next f'n tea will be. In the meantime, instead of washing your dirty mouth out with soap, fill it with delicious and funny tea.



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